….and on a lighter note, some daddy long-legs porn


“Oooh, yeah, baby, I love it when you do that with your big fat thing”
“Can I have a cuddle?” “In a minute. Where’s the fags?”

A pair of daddy long-legs chose the wall above my bed on which to mate the other night. They started, appropriately, at bedtime, and were still at it in the morning. And they showed not the slightest embarrassment about me watching them and taking dirty pictures to post on the internet.

Luckily for me, crane fly sex is a peaceful, noiseless business – they simply sit there for hours with their naughty parts glued together – I’d have been well annoyed if there’d been lots of flapping about and moaning.

They eventually separated about 11am and buzzed about for a bit – perhaps stretching their wings after the long spell of inactivity – before settling languorously back on the wall, a few inches apart, in poses suggestive of extreme sexual exhaustion.

According to Wikipedia, most crane fly species exist as adults only to mate and die. Which might explain why daddy long-legs sex lasts so long – if shagging is your sole occupation, you might as well do it all night long. It’s not as if you’ve got to get up for work.

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