by fwordsblog | Jun 20, 2011 | Humour
A hilarious moment on Saturday night at a house party attended by loads of local musicians. One of the performers, Keith, known for performing comic songs on the banjo, got up to sing a number called “Dogging”, about a couple who enjoy outdoor sex. The lyrics are very...
by fwordsblog | Jun 18, 2011 | Humour
My recent visitors, the Naughty Twins, did not share my enthusiasm for having a midnight feast in the massive new Toyota Fentonmobile (see earlier blog). They said they’d rather go up the pub and have a couple of pints of Doom Bar. As the evening wore on, though,...
by fwordsblog | Jun 9, 2011 | Humour
The big issues of the day up the health club the past couple of nights have been Fancy Cakes, Binge Drinking, Crap Customer Service, The Difficulties of Obtaining Goat (as a cookery ingredient) in Surrey, The Dangers of Buying Used Cars, and The Importance of Buying...
by fwordsblog | Jun 6, 2011 | Humour
My head gasket blew last week. Had it not been for well-deserved trepidation about the likely cost of this incident I would have laughed, for I’d always thought head gaskets blowing were the stuff of sit-coms – a made-up ailment, like sprockets and overhead camshafts,...
by fwordsblog | Jun 6, 2011 | Humour
Hadn’t been up the health club for a while, what with the fabulous gardening weather and the car packing up, so it was refreshing to find today that the standard of steam room conversation was as diverse and intellectual as ever. The debate segued seamlessly from...
by fwordsblog | Feb 14, 2011 | Humour
There’s not much of an intellectual or cultural ‘scene’ in the town I live in. Indeed, some might argue that ‘culture’ and ‘Redhill’ were a contradiction in terms. But a lively debate on the issues of the day can often be found in the steam room at my health club,...
