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I stalk the prime minister and realise I’d be a crap paparazzo

by fwordsblog | Aug 22, 2011 | Humour

While driving through a village in Cornwall at the weekend, I saw the prime minister walking along the road. As you do. Kim, who was driving, was excited beyond belief; she was already on Cameron alert because she’d read in the papers that he was planning to visit...

Grumpy journalist seeks interesting assignments. I’m free next week! Don’t let my cats starve!

by fwordsblog | Aug 17, 2011 | Words & communication

Today I completed a feature about a British exporter for an international trade magazine and tomorrow I’m writing some copy for a website designer who’s doing a groovy new site for a property company. Next week I’ll be meeting a local small businessman who likes the...

While ads make parents obsess about hygiene, kids learn to hate their own bodies

by fwordsblog | Aug 17, 2011 | Views on the news

I got really cross after reading a batch of press releases out this week. One, issued by a manufacturer of office cleaning products, listed a variety of dirty habits that are “annoying the UK’s mums”. These include not washing hands after going to the toilet, leaving...

Polite greeting overcomes my cynicism about offensive signage

by fwordsblog | Aug 15, 2011 | Humour

Conversation in the steam room tonight threatened for a while to be almost intelligent, with an interesting discussion about website development, but it descended into its usual levels of inanity when I mentioned I’d been to Climping at the weekend and someone asked...

In which I am too easily flattered by spammers

by fwordsblog | Aug 13, 2011 | Words & communication

The spammers have been out in force since last I wrote on the subject of ludicrously irrelevant and badly spelled blog comments. Is there a convention on, or something? Anyway, checked my site tonight to see 73 new pending posts, most of them spam. It was a close-run...
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